Evil Keebler
F red Flinstone was born in the 1920s. He was emotional and liked to sniff glue in his teens.
Fred and Wilma ate cookies. Spinach cookies. DON'T KNOCK 'EM 'TIL YOU TRY 'EM.
"I find these about as disgusting as paying bills with John Philip Sousa" said Wilma. "Eating these cookies ain't respectable!" She exclaimed. "Those aren't the cookies, dear. That's my collection of animal droppings from our annual beach parties."
The actresses found the cheese sandwich depressing and it was too hot & muggy to use the whips & chains.
She was quiet for two minutes and she felt she was going crazy.
This feeling was reinforced when she began eating old circus peanuts off the floor.
They tasted like rotten tomatoes and must have been mildly hallucinogenic because she started to see Eleanor Roosevelt roller blading around the room.
But alas, for she was not hallucinating, it was Eleanor herself, roller blading with a goofy yet classic look upon her face.