Sarah Palin Autobiography excert
h ello, at these days i'm felling very delicate and wild
with these unbelievable shiny chains stocked from the CIA
she felt quick & dirty. He's a charismatic guy, though!
They dressed up in their kinky outfits for a quick game of 'Cat & Mouse'... and then she let slip that she'd always wanted to try pole vaulting.
And while that is bad, pole vaulting isn't the worse thing she wanted to try.
She wanted to try rubbing poison ivy all over John Travolta.
That would be incredibly difficult no matter how charming she could be.
Then she had a rather powerful yet repulsive idea....
It was sophisticated enough to include a spooky plot of death & taxes, her plan was sophisticated, yet simple: she wanted to murder people to get their tax back
As arrogant as it sounds, she was positive this would all end in a movie starring Tom Hanks.