You could consider me as being one of the lucky ones that got away without contracting a sexual transmitted disease. I am looking for a women that is luscious and enjoys baking cookies and willing to go on a quest to save endangered species.

Nothing quick & dirty, you understand. I need someone who is as flamboyant as I am, but hopefully they don't suffer from migraine headaches like I do.

I don't want any more sloppy lovers, nor do I need any of those difficult to get on with; I really wish I had a loving man and a comfortable house to lead a peaceful life in.

Is it just too much for the cosmic universe to give me that? I mean what's good for the goose & the gander after all... If you scratch my back, Universe, I'll scratch yours. Just don't turn over too quickly because you may flip everyone upside down.

New Yorkers seem to have a more peaceful existance than I.

Sometimes I wish I could just live in outer space. I am proud to admit I am just that sick of the lack of peace in my life.

I wanted to live like the Americans do. Sure, they are nerdy, but at least they live in peace.

They throw frisbees at each other every time they meet up. It's a mesmerizing thought, but what could you do about those Americans? I thought they were wealthy, they have Hills & Valleys and they are generally nice people, I decided I would take a train.

And after the long ride and writing many love letters...I decided to quit my job.