When she made it to the bottom of the bowl, Bert & Ernie (of Sesame Street fame), stared back at her and she thought: "My hair is so tame. Maybe I should die it bright red."

Then suddenly, Walt Disney, Ernest Hemingway and Jack The Ripper appeared across the street, running a marathon.

The man walking the dog across the street was delighted to see Ernest Hemmingway was a sporty fellow, but a feeling of horror came over him as he realized Hemmingway was going to lose the marathon to Mel Gibson.

But suddenly, Mr. Bean was running so fast naked with his very shiny black shoe.

He hardly noticed his lack of clothes so much as he noticed the uncolorful nature of his shoe.

But as the minutes passed he returned his attention to the task before him. He'd be damned if he was going to let George Washington get the better of him this time.

But his thoughts quickly drifted elsewhere. "Mermaids are awesome!" He thought.

They taste very delicious.

Much better than eggplant anyway.