Losing my job was worth it, or was it?
T oday I finally got fired from the National Enquirer.
They warned me, but the it was too dirty not to tell.
It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't been cleaning the bathroom when I discovered something disgusting.
It looked as if 100 flying monkeys had chosen this week to make a "deposit" behind the john
A quick & dirty inspection proved that, yes, that was indeed the case.
today was an very intresting day, the rain was coming down very heavy there was a stunt of people outside an college when a car crashed.
A volcano had errupted like a pimple being popped forcing the car off the road. My mind couldn't figure out what to do I did everything except call 911. I felt like a lazy child refusing to do their chores.
Trying to remain cool & collected, I informed the emergency services about the eruption. Feeling brave, I ran into the highway to warn the truck drivers about the danger ahead.
I don't believe I ever ran so fast. And I know that nothing has ever felt so overwhelming.
I began to feel quite weak, and started wondering if the situation was really as horrifying as I was making it out to be.