Roller-trip and the chameleo bandits.
T he riders' eyes were wide and hands raw after the unexpected turn on the roller coaster.
The sharp turns with bells & whistles had broken, and they plummeted off the tracks.
Just then, flying chameleons burst forth from the clouds and grabbed the plummeting roller coaster, pulling it safely into the sky.
James Dean sitting in the back seat of the roller coaster was so relived to be saved until he realized that the whimsical chameleons were actually kidnapping them and bringing them to their secret lair.
Surely this camping trip was the worst one in his life, but it was nothing compared to the leeches attached to his ankle.
He made his way as swiftly as possible to the tree house were he kept the leeche-b-gone creeme.
Luckily, his horse & cart was available to help him make it to the tree house in time to smear the leeche-b-gone cream all over; however, what he didn't realize was that the cream tended to leave cosmic side-effects such as hallucinating about Cinderella.
As he was hallucinating about Cinderella in the tree house, he realized with great trepidation that not only was today the anniversary of the Attack on Pearl Harbor, but it was also a full moon!
His thoughts on Pearl Harbour were suddenyl crashed with the idea of Cinderella getting attacked by the Flying Monkeys of the wicked witch of the west. What a grueling sight it was!
The spiritual significance of the full moon was lost in his relisation that his plight was lost. Cindy's face was soon comparable to an octopus driven long by a nine iron and noone lived happily ever after.