Large snowflakes were swirling around everywhere making the old house in the distance appear like a faint shadow.

Suddenly, Rebbecca woke up from her crazy dream. It was hard to believe she was living in London, experiencing her first ever snowfall.

She thought the snow looked like little white bits of fuzz floating round. Little did she know that the snow was fake - the result of a NASA experiment - and so there actually was little bits of fuzz floating around.

As she breathed deeply, she began to cough. softly at first, but crescendoing into great gasping wheezes that bean to be tinted with blood.

hospitals were given an advanced warning of "Angry Pirate" as the mokey-wad flew through the air like a speed-esque school bus with a bomb attached, flying in direct tragectory for her eye.

I am writing a letter about this to the zookeeper (prison) about this event, for I am outraged on how the porch monkeys can do it while I get arrested for J-walking.