The aged mermaids were beautiful.

But eating corrugated cardboard didn't help keep that tiny waistline.

The idea was to be cute, like a painting by Michelangelo.

Unfortunately, Superman had since conquered Japan his parents were but feeble noobs.

Who couldn't give him enough inspirational fortitude to make him realize that Japan was a force not to be reckoned with, and that he should strive to achieve more noble causes....like conquering legendary Switzerland.

Tony Blair called him and let him know he thought the Swiss were lazy and their women round, with this in mind he naturally turned his focus back to the take-over of scenic Japan.

Little did he know that Japan had been secretly ammassing an army of vampires to combat the cool & collected brits.

BUT, the Brits had their own secrect weapon! Unknown to the Japanese they had built a small army of honorable seashells whose soul purpose was to take out the filthy vampires!

That's a Classic! The Brits had to eat all the cockles and oysters in order to create additional shells, and yet still look good for the Summer. Now isn't that a hard task to do?