Larry, now eating a burger & fries while underwater, was completely clueless to the dashing fish around him.

The insanely, mysterious environment had a profound effect on him.

Relaxed and wet, the phony salesman began to undress her with his eyes.

Crazed with fear, she pressed the panic button. The elderly security guard wheezed in to take out the pathetic salesman.

The security guard quickly had the elevator all bloody as he stabbed the salesman, leading to his death. Much to his dismay, the guard discovered the salesman was actually Clark Gable in disguise, trying to find his delicious mistress in the penthouse of the hotel.

Suddenly, he realized he was going to jail for many, many years. Supermarkets in his town had been advertising the new "delicious mistress" candy corn in the Halloween aisle, and that was exactly what Clark Gable was using as bait. How clever.

"Disgusting!," he thought to himself. "How could I let Clark Gable get control of our town using candy corn? I have to try to save us right away!" He raced to the grocery store, his bare toes a blur of movement.

He nearly bowled over a group of cardboard penguins in his rush, as he entered the frozen foods aisle. "I'd go ice skating," he thought, "if i weren't in such a hurry. WHERE ARE THE TOOTHBRUSHES?"

The tooth brushed seemed to be taken by birds, as the devious Swiss Cheese looked as if a guano had been placed on top of it. In the end I saw myself looking in the mirror all torn & tattered