Cool & collected harvesting of this crop of scenic lumbar is sure to be back breaking work.

Mark Twain could not have produced a quote more obnoxious than the back-breaking work than ensued.

After catching all those fast & furious lobsters, we cooked them really well. They were cut & dried and cooked & crunchy.

The death & dying of the lobsters for the football players pleasure meant nothing to them, because they were high on mushrooms and planning to break into Fort Knox with tractors.

They then decided to watch highly primitive, fat sumo wrestlers get high on mushrooms too!

Before the Dalai Lama was famous, he often engaged in activities such as watching sumo wrestlers get high on mushrooms.

this cruel, thin man was once accused of the attempted assassination of president bush, many people died for his actions, he was, however, intelligent as he dined mostly on tomato soup, a food product known very well for its

perverse appeal to bald eagles high on the cliff tops who also being rather eccentric like to sup beer which the previously mentioned man who had just flown to the united states to

fight against Conspiracy Theories in which people believe the United States and Jupiter are involved in School Cafeteria Getting A Hug program. The researchers found out that the fat in Getting a Hug was above the standards and thus had to be ceased with immediate execution. Let's hope his fight will be successful and the people in the school cafe can enjoy the hugging once again