The clean, Dodo Bird loving hippopotamus wore a phony Halloween costume while promoting baby shower parties.

However, the deadly golf-ball-sized hail dumping all over the city sparked a spontaneous combustion of steak and potatoes.

The scene was mesmerizing to say the least. However, flies soon descended covering the remnants of the leftover food making many of the onlookers sick to their stomachs.

Then the cats & dogs came to clean up the leftover food. The food was so horribly filled with maggots that soon the cats and dogs were dead & gone.

Since Venus & Mars were aligned that night, they must've misunderstood the real meaning of that situation, as the stars were confusing them.

The churches never ceased their endless quest for a new square, and the Backstreet Boys never listened to what their parents had to say.

Did you ever notice how Snoopy always thought he was better than Pluto?

That's awful. Just... that's just pure awful. Everyone knows that Carl Sagan is better than the both of them. He's edgy... edgy like turkey & stuffing. Well, turkey & stuffing that's been sharpened. Probably by Carl Sagan.

And that's why he's dead. The man sure did enjoy sharpened and slippery turkey & stuffing. Especially when he was down & out in LA after that night with that "girl" with a big adams-apple.