Urine & Meatballs
A fter reading Jonah & The Whale, Shaggy was confused from the enjoyable friction that his M & M's were causing inside of his front pocket.
Sluggishly, he made his way to the locker room where he pulled out the Three Stooges and screamed with joy like a fool & his money.
Drunk & Disorderly, he pissed all over the floor which he then wiped up with his comic books.
He realized too late that his favorite Babe Ruth comic book had been ruined in tidal waves of his urine.
The shiny liquid ran fast into pools that melted into the carpet.
It was hot & sweaty for lack of a better description, and looked as sensual as...
Harrison Ford. It was so very pretty.
But when there were science tests ran on it... calling it pretty was a little white lie. It was instead found to be dangerous.
The main scientist on the job won a Nobel Peace Prize for this finding. He traveled all over the world giving speeches, staying at the ost expensive and luxurious Hotels & Motels .
What the rest of the guests at the Sheraton in NY didn't know was that the scientist had smuggled explosives in some swedish meatballs into his room... Now he just had to contact his leader to finish the terrorist attack that would end his misery and give him his act of vengeance towards the women who had left him...