Darth Vader was a sneaky chap, who opposed Genetic Engineering.
He thought that having body odor should not be corrected using genetic engineering but rather by washing the stinky substances off of the delicate skin. You can also wash & wear your clothes fresh from the dryer to get that just-cleaned feeling.
But that was so outrageously boring. So he wore the same clothes for a month, slow and steady, untill it was true & blue.
He definitely wasn't a person who could join Mensa High IQ Society. Neither intelligent, nor was he quiet -- his boisterous behaviour has been the reason why he was expelled from the Choir Boys when he lived in Manhattan. He didn't care though -- he wanted to be himself.
He ate macaroni and cheese when he wanted, and when he looked in the clouds, he saw Xena, warrior princess. Any why? Because that's who he was.
Everyone knew that he was destined as a mail carrier to win the square dancing competion inside the sun. Their tents we tattered and worn, demanding much attention. This worried them, as the beads of sweat trickled down their backsides.
It is strange but all of this would prepare them for time travel.
Then there was this... weird hospital with barbed wires around.
In the lunchroom you could eat sour grapes and go treasure hunting behind the curtains.
But first you had to eat a bowl of tomato soup with no pants on whilst aggravating a nest of angry hornets